The American Monarchy

Chill out people, that wasn't a $6,000 clutch purse the Empress had in Russia, it was simply a cheap o $875 knock off. From the same lady who said what are you going to do with $600, buy some earrings?, when asked on the campaign trail about folks getting rebates on their taxes.

Same woman who took the kids sightseeing last month after Our Dear Leader returned home. Seems we the people are paying for her to have her own Boeing 757, and take sight seeing trips on the side. I won't even go into the self indulgent details for the cost of the Queen Mother and the Princess's.

Hey, lets catch dinner and a show in NYC. We can get the motorcade, the Secret Service, the police and Air Force One together, and be back by Midnight to tuck in the kids.

Of course, that isn't as bad as the 18 Million dollars the government just squandered on rebuilding a Web site. Of course that was done under the supervision of the Financial Recovery Czar. Has anyone told them at GoDaddy.com they can buy a site for $20 and build it for free?

And we are sorry world. About everything, well, except Africa. We didn't do that..

Global Warming is apparently mostly our fault, because we are not taxed enough. Or so it would seem to the King. Not to worry, he told the G8 and the world, that leaving heavy taxes on Americans will solve this imaginary problem. How about we just take the Queen's plane away from her for starters?

Our government has been out of touch for a very long time. You know it, I know, and they don't give a damn. But I have never seen waste, hypocrisy, and flat out lies in the history of the country, as I see now on a daily basis.

I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. And I have only sighted a couple of examples because I don't want my head to explode in anger.

While the Queen goes sightseeing on her private plane and personal motorcade, here in the Fatherland, everything is going South.

I am also tired of our New King apologizing to the world for everything we have done. He is apologizing to the same schleps that could not stand up for themselves when Hitler came knocking. He should be apologizing to us, for the mess he has made out of a already failing economy.

He should be apologizing for the Trillions of dollars we are now in debt. For the Trillions in new taxes they are about to force on us, for the Trillions they have wasted in the last six months. They should apologize for the destruction of the middle class which they are engineering. Yes, there is much for the King to apologize for, but Europe is not the place. America and it's citizens are.

Yes, things will be much fairer in our country soon. We will all share in the fact that we all have nothing. We will be standing in the same food lines. We will be sharing the parks to pitch our tents. Equality is good.

Yes, even though the King and Queen have led pretty charmed lives, they still hate this country, and everything it stands for. This becomes more evident every day. The country is now completely bankrupt. And soon the dollar will collapse. It is not an IF, it is only a matter of WHEN.

Dear King, please stop trying to please the world. They actually liked us before you came along. It was only Lefty Progressive Propaganda that they hated us. You should know this, as your party started that none sense to get the GOP out of the White House. Please do not believe your own hype!

Please stop screwing your own country so you'll be invited back to Paris. They will invite you anyway, it comes with your new job. Speaking of your job, how about you stay put in the White House for a few weeks and start trying to really fix the economy?

I know you just told the Africans that you don't believe in excuses. So, how about manning up and stop blaming the past Administration for everything. They did leave a mess, but you have made it worse. Now your team says you didn't know how bad things really were? Maybe it's just a Trillion in Earmarks and Pet Projects do nothing but drain the system.

Call me crazy. Maybe there really is a shovel shortage. That would explain why all those shovel ready jobs haven't started yet. Maybe you should build a shovel factory?

Pointing out that a city still has Police and Teachers as proof that the Stimulus is working, is not going over with Ma and Pa USA.

Remember back when the President-Elect had his own office, and daily news conferences? First President- Elect in history to do that. That guy said he had his economic team in place and would hit the ground running.

These days, running it into the ground is more fitting.

That is of course, unless your plan is to destroy the country and remake it as a World Socialist Entity.

In which case, you are doing an excellent job.

On a side note, I never want to hear Michael Jackson's name again. He was not a great humanitarian, he was a weirdo. Inventing the Moonwalk is not Nobel Prize worthy. But then, neither was Al Gore and his Global Warming scheme.